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so i was going to write a journal post

where i like


for all the dumb bullshit i write in my journal

that i know clogs up your messages

and is probably super annoying

but then i realized

i am the supreme overlord of reluctantzombie dot deviantart dot com

i am above your pathetic "laws" and "morality"

that means i can write any stupid shit i want here and you bastards can't stop me

if i really wanted to

i could post five journals in a row that are just randomly mashing on the keyboard

and then make a sixth journal post thats just a youtube video of Dr. Robotnik saying "penis" over and over again for five hours


what i'm getting at here is

you all


consider yourselves lucky

that i havent become drunk with internet power

i should not apologize to you


YOU should apologize to ME

because i'm pretty sure

everybody just deletes these from their messages

without looking at them

and are like

"goddammit, more of zombie's dumb bullshit

why does he keep writing these, they aren't funny"

and that is FUCKED UP


i know my journal entries may look like stupid pointless shit that i put no effort into

and they absolutely are


  • Listening to: borscht
  • Reading: dogs
  • Watching: celery
  • Playing: al sharpton
  • Eating: keys
  • Drinking: skin


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Artist | Student | Traditional Art
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When I was in fourth grade, my school had a contest for artists - you had to draw a picture with a "water" theme.

Other kids made stuff like paintings of mallard ducks in the water or whatever. I submitted a comic strip in which a robot gets a bucket of water dumped on him and he rusts to death.

I did not win.

Current Residence: Earth
Favourite genre of music: 55% metalhead, 45% everything else.
Favourite style of art: Street art and manga.
MP3 player of choice: My brain
Shell of choice: Turtle
Skin of choice: Human
Favourite cartoon character: MC Hammer
Personal Quote: "Every man is my superior in that I may learn from him."

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yo, long time no see
ReluctantZombie Mar 12, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Has it been that long since I posted anything? Sorry! I blame college :P
I got college too
So you know what would be totally bitchin'? You doin' some The World Ends With You art. I actually finished that game a while ago and many of the designs in the characters remind me a lot of your style.

Yeah, some food for thought for ya, son.
ReluctantZombie Mar 1, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Funny you should mention that, I'm actually a huge fan of the art style in that game and it may have contributed a bit to the way I draw :P
Surprise, surprise. But yeah, you ever in an art block/jam, remember me as the wise commenter who said to do that thing involving that game.

My knowledge spreads well.
lAmayal Feb 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You have a pretty neat style! :D
ReluctantZombie Feb 23, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Hey, thanks, I appreciate it! Your message has charged me with the power.
lAmayal Feb 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol you're welcome! Use the power wisely and remember that with great power comes great responsibility ;)
Coffee-vee Feb 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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